Subject: Exaggerations (Page 6)

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… he owes Jesus a quarter.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather