Subject: Expressions

Expressions:

Humorous colloquialisms, idioms and expressions containing exaggeration, hyperbole & regional slang from around the country, though particularly from rural America.

Like a four-horned billy goat

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If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

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If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

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She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

She couldn’t catch a cold if it had handles.

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Amber days

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Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

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He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

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Can a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

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He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

Much obliged

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That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

Appearance Expressions

Stompin’ grounds

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You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

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