Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.

Communication Expressions Speech

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Appearance Expressions

Stompin’ grounds

Expressions

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

Can a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

Expressions

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Like licking honey off a blackberry vine

Expressions

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.

Expressions

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Appearance Body Expressions

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer
Auto racing Expressions Sports

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Expressions

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions