Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Expressions Food/Drink

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He could sell socks to a rooster.

Communication Expressions

Ornery as an old pine knot

Expressions

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Expressions Places

Grinning like the butcher's dog

Expressions

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

Expressions

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

Expressions