Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

Expressions

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

Much obliged

Expressions

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

Expressions

Stompin’ grounds

Expressions

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Appearance Expressions

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

Expressions

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

Expressions

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions