Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

Like licking honey off a blackberry vine

Expressions

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Expressions

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

Stompin’ grounds

Expressions

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

Expressions

She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Characteristics Expressions

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

Expressions

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Characteristics Expressions Situations

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.

Expressions

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

Expressions

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat