Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

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As useless as a pocket on a cow

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You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

Barefooted as a yard dog.

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Stompin’ grounds

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He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Appearance Expressions

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

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He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

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He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

Can a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

Expressions

Deep pockets… short arms

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Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions