Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Slicker than a greased eel.

Characteristics Expressions

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Expressions Food/Drink

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

Deep pockets… short arms

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Barefooted as a yard dog.

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Much obliged

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He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Expressions

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

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He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Characteristics Expressions

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.

Expressions Time