Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

He’s about as awkward as a cow on crutches.

Expressions

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

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As useless as a pocket on a cow

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Barefooted as a yard dog.

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Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Expressions

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Expressions

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

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Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Expressions

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

She couldn’t catch a cold if it had handles.

Expressions

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

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You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty