Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Texas Tech football coach

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

He’s got more dollars than cents.

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Everybody and his dog was there.

Hotter than a depot stove

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Like a four-horned billy goat

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Tougher than a boiled owl.

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.