Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

Proud as a dog with two tails

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Like socks on a rooster

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Nigher

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

He don't know shit from peach butter.

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.