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You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Insults
Cheat
Liars
Not to be trusted
That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
He is confused as a baby raccoon!
Anonymous
Expressions
Confused
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Expressions
Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
Spike Dykes
Texas Tech football coach
Expressions
Football
Sports
It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.
Anonymous
Expressions
Places
A flat terrain
He’s got more dollars than cents.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Lacking common sense
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat
If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Luck
Positive attitude
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Lies
Everybody and his dog was there.
Anonymous
Expressions
People
It was well attended
Hotter than a depot stove
Anonymous
Expressions
Science/Weather
Heat
Temperature
He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Like a four-horned billy goat
Anonymous
Expressions
Proud
Showing off
You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.
Anonymous
Expressions
Charm
Pleasing
Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory
Anonymous
Expressions
Crazy
A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.
Anonymous
Expressions
Tougher than a boiled owl.
Anonymous
Expressions
Tough
She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Thin
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