Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

As useless as a pocket on a cow

Expressions

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

She couldn’t catch a cold if it had handles.

Expressions

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

Expressions

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Appearance Emotions Expressions Happiness

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Barefooted as a yard dog.

Expressions

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Expressions

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Appearance Expressions

… since God's dog was a pup

Expressions Past Time

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions