Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Appearance Expressions

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Insults

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Expressions

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

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Expressions Football Sports

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Expressions

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Characteristics Expressions

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Expressions

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Lies

Everybody and his dog was there.

Expressions People

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Expressions

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Expressions

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Expressions

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions