Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

Appearance Expressions

Proud as a dog with two tails

Characteristics Expressions

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Characteristics Expressions

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Lies

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Characteristics Emotions Expressions

Nigher

Expressions

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

Expressions

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat