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Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.
Anonymous
Children
Expressions
Family
That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Reference to being cute or precious
Proud as a dog with two tails
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Proud
He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Expressions
Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
Even a spotted pig looks black at night.
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
Things will look better in the morning
She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
Like socks on a rooster
Anonymous
Expressions
Incongruous
Out of place
He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
You could start an argument in an empty house.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Argumentative
He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Lies
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
Anonymous
Characteristics
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
Nigher
Country definition
Expressions
Nearer
So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
It's as dark as the inside of a cow.
Anonymous
Expressions
Dark
Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
He don't know shit from peach butter.
Country expression
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.
Anonymous
Animals
Characteristics
Dogs
Expressions
He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.
Anonymous
Expressions
Dishonest
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
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