Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Characteristics Expressions Situations

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Animals Expressions Places Situations

Everybody and his dog was there.

Expressions People

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

Slicker than a greased eel.

Characteristics Expressions

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions