Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Expressions

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Nigher

Expressions

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

I’d have to get better just to die.

Expressions Health

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Proud as a dog with two tails

Characteristics Expressions

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Expressions Places

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Expressions

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

Communication Expressions