Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

Expressions

I’d have to get better just to die.

Expressions Health

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

Swingin' my legs from a dime

Expressions

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Animals Expressions Places Situations

Nigher

Expressions

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock

Expressions

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

Expressions

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

In high cotton

Expressions

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Characteristics Expressions

He’d fight an anvil.

Characteristics Expressions