Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

Everybody and his dog was there.

Expressions People

Much obliged

Expressions

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

He sure has hay on his horns today.

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I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

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She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Appearance Body Expressions

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

Expressions

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Appearance Expressions

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Characteristics Expressions Situations

She couldn’t catch a cold if it had handles.

Expressions

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions