Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

She has a four-pocket backend.

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

In high cotton

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Barefooted as a yard dog.