Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Appearance Expressions

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

Expressions

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Appearance Emotions Expressions Happiness

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

Expressions

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

I’d have to get better just to die.

Expressions Health

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

Expressions

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

Expressions

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

He could sell socks to a rooster.

Communication Expressions