Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

I’d have to get better just to die.

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Swingin' my legs from a dime

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Nigher

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

Hotter than a depot stove

In high cotton

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

He’d fight an anvil.