Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Characteristics Expressions

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

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He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

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She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.

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We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

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She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

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If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

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In high cotton

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Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

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So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

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Barefooted as a yard dog.

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