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Tougher than a boiled owl.
Anonymous
Expressions
Tough
Harder’n baptizing a cat.
Anonymous
Expressions
Difficult
I’d have to get better just to die.
Anonymous
Expressions
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Being very sick
He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.
Anonymous
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You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.
Anonymous
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Expressions
Laziness
He’s got more dollars than cents.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Lacking common sense
Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Disheveled
In a mess
Swingin' my legs from a dime
Anonymous
Expressions
Feeling low or ashamed
To feel small
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!
Anonymous
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Expressions
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Don't lie to me.
They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.
Anonymous
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That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.
Anonymous
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I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.
Anonymous
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Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock
Anonymous
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Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Anonymous
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Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets
Anonymous
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He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.
Anonymous
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Hotter than a depot stove
Anonymous
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In high cotton
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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
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He’d fight an anvil.
Anonymous
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Expressions
Mean
Strong
Tough
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