Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

She’s a tall drink of water.

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Smart as a tree full of owls.

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.