Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

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He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

Expressions

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

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He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Lies

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

Communication Expressions

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

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A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

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Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.

Expressions Situations