Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

Appearance Expressions

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

Expressions

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

Expressions

Stompin’ grounds

Expressions

Happier than a pig in slop

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Expressions

Amber days

Expressions

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

Slicker than a greased eel.

Characteristics Expressions

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Lies