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You could start an argument in an empty house.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Argumentative
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going about something the wrong way
Going at something indirectly
He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.
Anonymous
Expressions
Grinning
She’s a tall drink of water.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Tall
Thin
He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Expressions
Honesty
Behavior
He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.
Anonymous
Expressions
Perplexed
He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Lies
He was grinning like a butchers dog.
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Smiling
He looks like a bag of antlers.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
About someone that’s all skin and bones
Ugly as stump full of spiders.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.
Anonymous
Children
Expressions
Family
It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.
Anonymous
Expressions
Places
A flat terrain
She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Thin
I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
Get to the point
Hurry up
So windy he could blow up an onion sack.
Anonymous
Communication
Exaggerations
Expressions
Speech
Talkative
That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!
Anonymous
Expressions
Rooms
Size
A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.
Anonymous
Expressions
Smart as a tree full of owls.
Country expression
Animals
Expressions
Intelligence
Wisdom
Owls
I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
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