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He’d steal flies from a blind spider.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
A cheat
A thief
Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory
Anonymous
Expressions
Crazy
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.
Anonymous
Expressions
Don’t let someone know your sensitive spots
He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
She has a four-pocket backend.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Fat
Other expressions
He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.
Anonymous
Expressions
Are acquainted but haven been formerly introduced.
We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!
Anonymous
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Expressions
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Money
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A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.
Anonymous
Expressions
She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.
Anonymous
Expressions
Work
You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!
Anonymous
Expressions
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.
Anonymous
Expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going about something the wrong way
Going at something indirectly
So windy he could blow up an onion sack.
Anonymous
Communication
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Expressions
Speech
Talkative
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
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