Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Characteristics Expressions

She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Expressions

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Not enough to say grace over.

Expressions Food/Drink

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Expressions

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

Much obliged

Expressions

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

Expressions

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Characteristics Expressions

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

Expressions

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

I’d have to get better just to die.

Expressions Health

He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Can a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

Expressions

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions