Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

Deep pockets… short arms

Expressions

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Texas Tech football coach
Expressions Football Sports

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.

Expressions Time

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

As useless as a pocket on a cow

Expressions

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

I’d have to get better just to die.

Expressions Health

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Expressions Heat Science/Weather

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Characteristics Expressions

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions