Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

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Grinning like the butcher's dog

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He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

Swingin' my legs from a dime

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Like socks on a rooster

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Queer as a three dollar bill.

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Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Characteristics Expressions

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

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Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

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It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

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Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Appearance Expressions

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

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Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

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I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

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You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Appearance Expressions