Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

He don't know shit from peach butter.

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

She’s a tall drink of water.

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

Amber days

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Stompin’ grounds

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

In high cotton

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.