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Expressions
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We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!
Anonymous
Eating
Expressions
Food/Drink
Money
Poverty
Hungry
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Expressions
Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Lies
Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
He don't know shit from peach butter.
Country expression
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.
Anonymous
Expressions
Perplexed
She’s a tall drink of water.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Tall
Thin
I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
Get to the point
Hurry up
Ugly as stump full of spiders.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.
Anonymous
Expressions
Complain
Gripe
Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
Anonymous
Characteristics
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
Stompin’ grounds
Expression
Expressions
Familiar areas
She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.
Anonymous
Appearance
Characteristics
Expressions
Intelligence
Confusion
Puzzled
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
Frugal
Money
Pancakes
That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!
Anonymous
Expressions
Rooms
Size
He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
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