Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

Communication Expressions

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Emotions Expressions

He’s about as awkward as a cow on crutches.

Expressions

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions

Queer as a three dollar bill.

Expressions

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Animals Expressions Places Situations

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Expressions

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

I’d have to get better just to die.

Expressions Health