Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

Stompin’ grounds

Expressions

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

Expressions

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Like licking honey off a blackberry vine

Expressions

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Expressions

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Expressions

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions

Barefooted as a yard dog.

Expressions

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

Expressions

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Texas Tech football coach
Expressions Football Sports