Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Appearance Body Expressions

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.

Communication Expressions Speech

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Insults