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Expressions
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Even a spotted pig looks black at night.
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
Things will look better in the morning
She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
… since God's dog was a pup
Anonymous
Expressions
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Time
A long time
a long time ago
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
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Expressions
Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
Anonymous
Characteristics
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.
Anonymous
Expressions
Health
Feel poorly
Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.
Anonymous
Animals
Characteristics
Dogs
Expressions
Don't corner something that is meaner than you.
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
Happier than a pig in slop
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.
Anonymous
Expressions
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Unfriendly
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Like licking honey off a blackberry vine
Anonymous
Expressions
About impossible
Very difficult
I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
Get to the point
Hurry up
It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.
Anonymous
Expressions
Places
A flat terrain
Proud as a dog with two tails
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Proud
Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Tense
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