Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

In high cotton

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Texas Tech football coach

She has a four-pocket backend.

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

He looks like a bag of antlers.

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

He don't know shit from peach butter.

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.