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Expressions
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Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
She could eat an apple through a picket fence.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Anonymous
Buck toothed
Teeth
If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.
Anonymous
Expressions
Don’t let someone know your sensitive spots
She’s a tall drink of water.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Tall
Thin
That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.
Anonymous
Animals
Characteristics
Dogs
Expressions
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.
Anonymous
Expressions
I’d have to get better just to die.
Anonymous
Expressions
Health
Being very sick
Like socks on a rooster
Anonymous
Expressions
Incongruous
Out of place
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.
Anonymous
Expressions
Health
Feel poorly
If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Situations
Good
You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.
Anonymous
Expressions
Charm
Pleasing
She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Expressions
Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Height
Tall
Happy as a frog in God's pocket
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Not enough to say grace over.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
A small amount
When there’s very little of something
He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
Stompin’ grounds
Expression
Expressions
Familiar areas
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