Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Ornery as an old pine knot

Expressions

Grinning like the butcher's dog

Expressions

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

Expressions

Amber days

Expressions

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

Like licking honey off a blackberry vine

Expressions

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Expressions

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Lies

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

… since God's dog was a pup

Expressions Past Time

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Everybody and his dog was there.

Expressions People