Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Appearance Expressions

I’d have to get better just to die.

Expressions Health

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Expressions

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Appearance Emotions Expressions Happiness

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

Amber days

Expressions

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

Expressions

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Expressions

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Emotions Expressions Happiness Life

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Expressions Food/Drink

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

Communication Expressions

He sure has hay on his horns today.

Expressions

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.

Expressions Situations

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Appearance Expressions

Swingin' my legs from a dime

Expressions