Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

Amber days

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

She’s a tall drink of water.

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

I’d have to get better just to die.

Like socks on a rooster

Queer as a three dollar bill.

I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Not enough to say grace over.

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

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