Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

… since God's dog was a pup

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Happier than a pig in slop

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

He sure has hay on his horns today.

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Like licking honey off a blackberry vine

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Proud as a dog with two tails

Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock