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Expressions
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In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.
Anonymous
Expressions
Dishonest
I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.
Anonymous
Expressions
Health
Feel poorly
He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.
Anonymous
Expressions
Frugal
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
Spike Dykes
Texas Tech football coach
Expressions
Football
Sports
She has a four-pocket backend.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Fat
Other expressions
Cute as a duck in a hat.
Anonymous
Expressions
Cute
Pretty
Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!
Anonymous
Expressions
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
Get to the point
Hurry up
He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Expressions
Honesty
Behavior
We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!
Anonymous
Eating
Expressions
Food/Drink
Money
Poverty
Hungry
So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Crosseyed
Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.
Anonymous
Expressions
Time
He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Shaking
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
He looks like a bag of antlers.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
About someone that’s all skin and bones
He's grinning like a mule eating briars.
Anonymous
Appearance
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Smiling
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat
He don't know shit from peach butter.
Country expression
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.
Anonymous
Expressions
Complain
Gripe
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