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Stompin’ grounds
Expression
Expressions
Familiar areas
Cute as a duck in a hat.
Anonymous
Expressions
Cute
Pretty
Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.
Anonymous
Expressions
Busy
He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.
Anonymous
Expressions
Frugal
Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Disheveled
In a mess
Does a fat boy like cake.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
Obviously
Of course
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Anonymous
Expressions
Heat
Science/Weather
Temperature
Happy as a frog in God's pocket
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going about something the wrong way
Going at something indirectly
He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Insults
Cheat
Liars
Not to be trusted
Like licking honey off a blackberry vine
Anonymous
Expressions
About impossible
Very difficult
If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Life
I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.
Anonymous
Expressions
Health
Feel poorly
She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.
Anonymous
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Expressions
Intelligence
Confusion
Puzzled
Grinning like the butcher's dog
Anonymous
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
Everybody and his dog was there.
Anonymous
Expressions
People
It was well attended
You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.
Anonymous
Expressions
Time
She could eat an apple through a picket fence.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Anonymous
Buck toothed
Teeth
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