Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Appearance Expressions

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Appearance Body Expressions

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

Expressions

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Appearance Expressions

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Expressions Places

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

He’s about as awkward as a cow on crutches.

Expressions

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

Expressions

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Emotions Expressions

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Emotions Expressions Happiness Life

He sure has hay on his horns today.

Expressions

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Characteristics Expressions Situations

I just asked you what time it was, not how a watch works.

Communication Expressions

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

Expressions