Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

She couldn’t catch a cold if it had handles.

Expressions

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Proud as a dog with two tails

Characteristics Expressions

Everybody and his dog was there.

Expressions People

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Appearance Expressions

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Queer as a three dollar bill.

Expressions

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Expressions