Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

He’d fight an anvil.

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Everybody and his dog was there.

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Smart as a tree full of owls.

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

… since God's dog was a pup

He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Amber days

Grinning like the butcher's dog

Proud as a dog with two tails

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.