Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Appearance Expressions

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

Expressions

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Expressions

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

Expressions

He’d fight an anvil.

Characteristics Expressions

Ornery as an old pine knot

Expressions

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Expressions

Swingin' my legs from a dime

Expressions

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Appearance Emotions Expressions Happiness

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity