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Subject:
Expressions
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Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.
Anonymous
Expressions
Busy
Don't corner something that is meaner than you.
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!
Anonymous
Expressions
Rooms
Size
She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Expressions
Said when someone wears skimpy clothes
He’d fight an anvil.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Mean
Strong
Tough
He don't know shit from peach butter.
Country expression
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
Everybody and his dog was there.
Anonymous
Expressions
People
It was well attended
She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
Smart as a tree full of owls.
Country expression
Animals
Expressions
Intelligence
Wisdom
Owls
He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Lies
She could eat an apple through a picket fence.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Anonymous
Buck toothed
Teeth
… since God's dog was a pup
Anonymous
Expressions
Past
Time
A long time
a long time ago
He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!
Anonymous
Expressions
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
Amber days
Country definition
Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
Other expressions
Grinning like the butcher's dog
Anonymous
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
Proud as a dog with two tails
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Proud
Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.
Anonymous
Expressions
Time
Fast
Quick
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