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He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.
Anonymous
Children
Expressions
Family
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.
Anonymous
Expressions
He don't know shit from peach butter.
Country expression
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
Like socks on a rooster
Anonymous
Expressions
Incongruous
Out of place
That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.
Anonymous
Animals
Characteristics
Dogs
Expressions
He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.
Anonymous
Expressions
Fools
Intelligence
Stupidity
He is confused as a baby raccoon!
Anonymous
Expressions
Confused
Harder’n baptizing a cat.
Anonymous
Expressions
Difficult
He’d fight an anvil.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Mean
Strong
Tough
Ornery as an old pine knot
Anonymous
Expressions
Bad-tempered
Grumpy
Ornery
He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Bad
Mean
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
Swingin' my legs from a dime
Anonymous
Expressions
Feeling low or ashamed
To feel small
Even a spotted pig looks black at night.
Anonymous
Expressions
Situations
Things will look better in the morning
He's grinning like a mule eating briars.
Anonymous
Appearance
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Smiling
Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets
Anonymous
Expressions
Fools
Intelligence
Stupidity
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