Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

Expressions

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

Swingin' my legs from a dime

Expressions

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer
Auto racing Expressions Sports

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Characteristics Emotions Expressions

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Appearance Body Expressions

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.

Expressions

Barefooted as a yard dog.

Expressions

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

Appearance Expressions

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Expressions Situations

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Expressions

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Texas Tech football coach
Expressions Football Sports

Not enough to say grace over.

Expressions Food/Drink

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

Expressions

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity