Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

He don't know shit from peach butter.

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Like socks on a rooster

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

He’d fight an anvil.

Ornery as an old pine knot

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Swingin' my legs from a dime

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets