Subject: Family » Parents (Page 4)

If in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

(1957 – ) American comedian, actor & writer
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The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was “Hang up, I got it!”

comedian, writer, actor & producer
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
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Little League baseball is a good thing ’cause it keeps the parents off the streets, and it keeps the kids out of the house!

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
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My parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents; it was on a note, in my room.

comedian
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot… but I always found them.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they’ll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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One year my parents got me Hide and Seek for Christmas.

(1968 – ) Welsh comedian
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… without embarrassing parents there’d be no psychology.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
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I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor
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