Subject: Food/Drink » Alcohol (Page 8)

Always drink upstream from the herd.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

(1957 – ) American actor, comedian, writer & director

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Hangover: The moaning after the night before.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

(1917 – 1995) singer, actor & comedian

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Acute Alcoholic: An attractive drunk.

Sam: You drinking again?

Rebecca: Certainly not. I never stopped.

(1951 – ) American actress

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Wine makes a man better pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

I drink therefore I am.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

(1547 – 1616) Spanish novelist, poet & playwright

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

(1879 – 1964) British politician