Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s the story Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

Don Marquis

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Government Prohibition

Pretty women make us buy beer… ugly women make us drink beer.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Beer Women As Al Bundy in “Married With Children”

Beer… so much more than just a breakfast drink.

Beer Food/Drink

Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Liver

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy ones.

Gareth Chilcott

British rugby player

Beer Food/Drink Sports On playing his last game of rugby for Bath Rugby

Men are simple things; they can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan

Diana Jordan American humorist & author

Beer Men People Remote control

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine.

Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Beer Definitions Food/Drink

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer math is 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Beer Science/Weather Mathematics

What’ll it be, Normie?
Just the usual, Coach… I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?
That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence?

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink

Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
No, I know what they look like; just pour me one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor