Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Age Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Young

What’d you say, Norm?
Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’ll it be, Normie?
Just the usual, Coach… I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?
That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Insults On tasting his first American beer

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Things Inventions Pizza The wheel

Put it back in the horse!

H. Allen Smith

(1907 – 1976) American journalist & humorist

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s about a beer, Norm?
That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.

Anonymous

The great thing about golf – and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it – you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Beer Food/Drink Golf Sports

We didn’t have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

Art Donovan

(1925 – ) American professional football player

Beer Food/Drink Football Sports

Light beer? What’s next, non addictive pain killers?

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

Yeah… I remember my first beer.

Steve Martin

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Criticism Response to a heckler

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Beer Emotions Situations

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Barry Manilow Ray Charles

Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director