Subject: Food/Drink » Beer (Page 3)

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia?

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

Not all chemicals are bad; without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Yeah… I remember my first beer.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy ones.

British rugby player

How’s life treating you?

It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?

Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

You might be a redneck if… a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

He was a wise man who invented beer.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

Beer… so much more than just a breakfast drink.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Beer with no alcohol — what a waste; that is like a nun with a D-cup.

(1958 – ) American actress & stand-up comedian

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer. 

Can I draw you a beer, Norm?

No, I know what they look like; just pour me one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?

Going Down?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?

Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

If you drop a full can of beer, and remember to rap the top sharply with your knuckle prior to opening, the ensuing gush of foam will be between 89 and 94 percent of the volume that would splatter you if you didn't do a damned thing and went ahead and pulled the top immediately.