Subject: Food/Drink » Eating (Page 3)

Chinese Food: You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.

comedian

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Avoid fruit and nuts; you are what you eat.

(1945 –) American cartoonist (Garfield)

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Eating without conversation is only stoking.

writer

My DNA is cheeseburgers.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

I love Grape Nuts – except, lots of times, I forget to put milk on them the night before I want to eat them.

American cinematographer & television director

The French, they say, live to eat; the English, on the other hand, eat to die.

(1949 – ) English novelist

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author

Overeat: To dine.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I hate reality… but nevertheless, it’s still the only place to get a good steak.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

(1897-1987) actress & comedian

Eating will now be an entirely new ball game. I might have to buy a new pair of trousers.

English jockey

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

Diet: Something to take the starch out of you.

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution… the pig makes a commitment.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

My first words were ‘Seconds, please.’

(1953 – ) American comedian & television host

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.