Subject: Food/Drink (Page 35)

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Eating Food/Drink Housework

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Alcohol Food/Drink

We could not have had a better dinner had there been a Synod of Cooks.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Cooking Eating Food/Drink

Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Was a ‘Sobering Experience’

Alcohol Food/Drink Headlines

I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Eating Food/Drink

Coach: What’s new, Norm?

Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Old

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first; by the second day, you’re off it.

(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian
Food/Drink

Zigzag: The shortest distance between two drinks.

Alcohol Definitions Food/Drink

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass; the refill contained the antidote.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Food/Drink

Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, and heading straight for your hips.

Food/Drink Men People

AAA-AA: A club for people who are being driven to drink.

Alcohol Definitions Food/Drink

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Food/Drink

Aah beer, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems. 

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Oven: Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink Things

I went to a Chinese restaurant and there was a suggestion box, so I wrote ‘Free Tibet.’

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink Places

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

Alcohol Food/Drink

Her cooking is the missionary position of cooking… that is how everybody starts.

(1915 – 2010) Hungarian-born food critic
Cooking Food/Drink

Do you know what I love most about baseball? … the pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt… and that’s just in the hot dogs.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Baseball Food/Drink Sports

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
Food/Drink

I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much

Alcohol Book Titles