Subject: Government » Congress

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress’s role.

(1958 – ) American writer, comedian, satirist & actor
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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I don't know what was wrong with my television last night, but I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station, and I actually bought a congressman.

(1951 – ) American comedian & writer
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Senate: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US. Congress.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
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I understand that Congress has taken the first step in the fight against air pollution: limiting the speeches to five minutes.

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The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
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Congress: A strange forum where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs.

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If Congress must do a painful thing, the thing must be done in an odd-number year.

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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language’s most offensive C-word.

(1977 – ) British political comedian & television host
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Congress is so strange; a man gets up to speak and says nothing – nobody listens—and then everybody disagrees.

(1898 – 1967) Russian writer
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Congress is back in season.

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Confucius perspired out more knowledge than the U.S. Senate has vocalized out in the last 50 years.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
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If “con” is the opposite of "pro," then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
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Congress: A body of men brought together to slow down the government.

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex, but Congress can.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
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Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate Committee appointed to look into it.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
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