Subject: Government » Democracy (Page 2)

Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes.

Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.

(1938 – 2007) British writer

Georgie believed in democracy, and he felt that everybody had a right to an opinion… his.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Democracy is like a tambourine – not everyone can be trusted with it.

(1977 – ) British political comedian & television host

It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Democracy is the counting of heads, regardless of the contents.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

Democracy means government by discussion but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.

(1883 – 1967) British prime minister & politician

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.

(1899 – 1985) US author & humorist

The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

In an autocracy, one person has his way; in an aristocracy a few people have their way; in a democracy no one has his way.

(1935 – ) British writer

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator