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Elections/Voting
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If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
Sign
Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.
Bernard Baruch
(1870 – 1965) businessman & politician
Elections/Voting
Government
Politics
Promises
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Walton's Law of Politics
Elections/Voting
Fools
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Elections/Voting
Government
Politicians
Vote early and vote often.
Al Capone
(1899 – 1947) American gangster
Elections/Voting
Government
I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Elections/Voting
Government
Intelligence
President
Stupidity
The U.S. presidency
We have the greatest democracy in the world; of course, you don't have to win the election to become president, but don't nitpick this to death, alright?
Jeff Cesario
(1953 – ) American comedian & writer
Democracy
Elections/Voting
Government
President
Democracy
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