Subject: Government » Elections/Voting (Page 4)

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Elections/Voting Signs

Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.

(1870 – 1965) businessman & politician
Elections/Voting Government Politics

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Elections/Voting Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Elections/Voting Government Politicians

Vote early and vote often.

(1899 – 1947) American gangster
Elections/Voting Government

I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Elections/Voting Government Intelligence President Stupidity

We have the greatest democracy in the world; of course, you don't have to win the election to become president, but don't nitpick this to death, alright?

(1953 – ) American comedian & writer
Democracy Elections/Voting Government President