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I think that after the third marriage Georgie tried to claim his divorce attorney as a dependent.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
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We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
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What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer – not a book.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
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U2’s lawyers work pro bono.

Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer
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Rich people bring a lawyer; Latinos and blacks bring their moms.

(1976 – ) comedian
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Every girl dreams, when they grow up, they’re gonna marry a doctor, marry a lawyer; but me, I had to marry the only lawyer in America with a conscience.

(1963 – ) American comedian
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Lawyer: One who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

(1921 – 1999) American writer (The Godfather)
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Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
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A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500.

(1816 – 1888) American attorney, politician & United States Attorney General
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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
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The first thing we do, let’s kill the lawyers.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
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The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

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Nothing is as dangerous as an unemployed lawyer.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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After last week’s preliminary hearing Saddam Hussein was asked if he needed anything while in custody; “Yes,” he said, “Michael Jackson’s lawyer.”

(1972 – ) Irish comedian & television presenter
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Lawsuit: A contest generally won by the party that can afford to reimburse the lawyers on both sides of the dispute.

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