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I'm not an ambulance chaser; I'm usually there before the ambulance.

(1907 – 1996) American attorney
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Rich people bring a lawyer; Latinos and blacks bring their moms.

(1976 – ) comedian
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician
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Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

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U2’s lawyers work pro bono.

Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer
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What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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I called my lawyer and said, ‘Can I ask you two questions?’ He said, ‘What’s the second question?

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I think that after the third marriage Georgie tried to claim his divorce attorney as a dependent.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
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Every girl dreams, when they grow up, they’re gonna marry a doctor, marry a lawyer; but me, I had to marry the only lawyer in America with a conscience.

(1963 – ) American comedian
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Karen, I am a lawyer, which means, unlike you, I actually passed a bar.

(1963 – ) Canadian-American actor
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I don't care if she doesn't know how to cook – so long as she doesn't know a good lawyer.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
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A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500.

(1816 – 1888) American attorney, politician & United States Attorney General
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90% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer – not a book.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
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After last week’s preliminary hearing Saddam Hussein was asked if he needed anything while in custody; “Yes,” he said, “Michael Jackson’s lawyer.”

(1972 – ) Irish comedian & television presenter
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Nothing is as dangerous as an unemployed lawyer.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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