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The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.
William H. Mauldin
(1921 – 2003) American editorial cartoonist
Conflict
Government
Military
War
Infantry
Pacifists
Tracers work BOTH ways.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Tracers
Admiral: A general at sea.
Anonymous
Definitions
Military
Admiral
If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Artillery
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
A Murphy's Military Law
Communication
Military
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Another such victory, and we are undone.
Pyrrhus of Epirus
(318 – 272 BC) Greek general & statesman
Government
Military
Pyrrhic victory
Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.
Larry Linville
(1939 – 2000) American actor
Military
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frank Burns in TV’s “M*A*S*H”
Discipline
Uniforms
If the enemy is in range, so are you!
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Enemies
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Conflict
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Buddy system
Friendly fire – isn’t.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Friendly fire — isn't.
Murphy's Second Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Friendly fire
Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’
Murphy's Tenth Military Law
Conflict
Government
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
Bullet
Shrapnel
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's First Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Bravery
Foxhole
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.
A Murphy's Military Law
Characteristics
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Bravery
Foxholes
Don’t look conspicuous – in the combat, it draws fire; out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Conspicuous
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