Subject: Government » Military

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Military Expert: One who tells you what’s going to happen tomorrow – then tells you why it didn’t.

Definitions Government Military

It's not the bullet with your name on it; it's the shrapnel addressed to ‘occupant’ you've got to worry about.

Military

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.

Definitions Military

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it.

Military

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Communication Military

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

Characteristics Military Murphy’s Laws

Friendly fire — isn't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Military

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws