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We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Clothing Government Military

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

(1946 – ) American cretin & 45th U.S. president
Government Military

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Another such victory, and we are undone.

(318 – 272 BC) Greek general & statesman
Government Military

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Conflict Military War

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Communication Military

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws

It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Government Military TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Military

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains

Food/Drink Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

(1939 – 2000) American actor
Military TV/Movie Quotes

There are three types of intelligence: the intelligence of man, the intelligence of animals and the intelligence of the military… in that order.

(1911 – 1994) German film director & producer
Animals Intelligence Military

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places