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Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

My parents were very pleased that I was in the Army; the fact that I hated it somehow pleased hem even more.

(1934 – ) Australian comedian, satirist, artist, & author
Government Military

Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

Conflict Government Military Murphy’s Laws War

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There are three types of intelligence: the intelligence of man, the intelligence of animals and the intelligence of the military… in that order.

(1911 – 1994) German film director & producer
Animals Intelligence Military

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Generals who can write always make me nervous.

(1921 – ) American newspaper editor
Government Military Occupations

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Military

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws

I wanted to join the Army… the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be'… they told me it wasn't enough.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
Government Military

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Military

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws