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Smart bombs have bad days too.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's First Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Bravery
Foxhole
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Intelligence
Military
Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.
Anonymous
Definitions
Military
Troops
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
Murphy's 11th Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
A Murphy's Military Law
Health
Military
Murphy’s Laws
As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Conflict
Military
War
The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Injuries
We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Retreating
The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
It's not the bullet with your name on it; it's the shrapnel addressed to ‘occupant’ you've got to worry about.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.
Murphy's Fifth Military Law
Conflict
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Army
Uniforms
Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
A Murphy's Military Law
Conflict
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
Combat
If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
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