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Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets — unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel… then, it's pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.
Arj Barker
(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment
Government
Military
Television
Discovery Channel
Secrets
All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Fourth Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
Incoming fire
Right of way
If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.
Larry Linville
(1939 – 2000) American actor
Military
TV/Movie Quotes
As Frank Burns in TV’s “M*A*S*H”
Discipline
Uniforms
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
A Murphy's Military Law
Clothing
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Intelligence
Military
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Automatic weapons – aren’t.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.
Army Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Saluting
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Roseanne Barr
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Clothing
Conflict
Government
Military
War
Homosexuals
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Conflict
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
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