Subject: Government » Military (Page 5)

Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets — unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel… then, it's pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment Government Military Television

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

(1939 – 2000) American actor
Military TV/Movie Quotes

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Military

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Military

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Military

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Clothing Conflict Government Military War

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing