Subject: Government » Military (Page 5)

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it.

Military

If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Military

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets — unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel… then, it's pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment Government Military Television

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.

Military Murphy’s Laws

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Military

Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

(1946 – ) American cretin & 45th U.S. president
Government Military

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Arms Government Military Murphy’s Laws

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Communication Military