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Ain’t it funny how many hundreds of thousands of soldiers we can recruit with nerve; but we can’t find one politician in a million with backbone.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Military
Politicians
Nerve
Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Incoming fire
Surprise is an event that takes place only in the mind of a commander.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Neutral countries – aren’t.
A Murphy's Military Law
Government
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Places
I can make more generals, but horses cost money.
Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Animals
Government
Military
Money
Generals
Horses
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Any order that can be misunderstood
has
been misunderstood.
Army Axiom
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Understanding
Orders
A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Ambushes
Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Another such victory, and we are undone.
Pyrrhus of Epirus
(318 – 272 BC) Greek general & statesman
Government
Military
Pyrrhic victory
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Fourth Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
Incoming fire
Right of way
The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Conflict
Military
War
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
America
Intelligence
Language
Military
Places
Contradiction
If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
The easy way is always mined.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Mines
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