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[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

If we had less statesmanship we could get along with fewer battleships.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

Military

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Military Expert: One who tells you what’s going to happen tomorrow – then tells you why it didn’t.

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If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

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The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

Anything you can do can get you killed – including doing nothing.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws