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Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

Military Expert: One who tells you what’s going to happen tomorrow – then tells you why it didn’t.

Definitions Government Military

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A good many people feel that our present draft laws are unjust; these people are called soldiers

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Government Military

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Communication Military

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
America Entertainment Government Military Music Places

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws

I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.

(1941 – ) U.S. vice president, politician & businessman
Government Military

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws