Subject: Government (Page 25)

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Murphy’s Laws Taxes Time

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and be dumb enough to think it’s important.

(1916 – 2005) American politician & poet
Football Government Politics Sports

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements President

The United Nations is a good idea, but it’s a pity they have to have so many foreigners in it.

Government People

Taxes: A funding method which allows people to test their powers of deduction.

Definitions Taxes

If you want to succeed in politics, you must keep your conscience well under control.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Government Politics

Perhaps the Congress could honor the 50th anniversary of FDR's death by observing a few minutes of competence.

(1946 – 2004) American comedian
Government

No Taxes… let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Government Money Taxes

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Elections/Voting Government

Presidents don’t do it to their wives; they do it to their country.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Activities Government President Sex Wives

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

(1877 – 1956) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Politicians

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Beliefs Government Politics

Bureaucrat: A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.

Government People

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements Politics

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

You win some, you lose some, and then there's that little known third category.

(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist
Elections/Voting Government Law Politics

I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House – with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president
Intelligence President

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Government Money