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Subject:
Government
(Page 48)
How can you govern a country that has 246 varieties of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle
(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
Government
Politics
I see nothing wrong with giving Robert some legal experience as Attorney General before he goes out to practice law.
John F Kennedy
(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president
Government
Of his appointment of his brother Robert
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Government
Law
Lawyers
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Opinion
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Government
Foreign policy
Frustration
Washington is a place where men praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit calculations.
John Kenneth Galbraith
(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist
Government
Places
Washington
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
Hannah Arendt
(1906 – 1975) German-born American political theorist
Beliefs
Government
Smart bombs have bad days too.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
In Scotland we have a verdict ‘not proven;’ that means ‘not guilty, but don’t do it again.’
Andrew Brodie
Law
Places
Scotland
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Government
Money
Taxes
Work
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
P.J. O'Rourke
(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Characteristics
Government
Money
Politics
Buying
Dishonesty
Selling
What does an actor know about politics?
Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Government
Politics
Responding to something said by actor Ed Asner
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
Jean Kerr
(1922 – 2003) author & playwright
Government
Law
Lawyers
Marriage
TV/Movie Quotes
Friendly divorce
Mortician
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