Subject: Government (Page 5)

Congress is back in season.

Congress Government Malaprops

I was asked to name all the presidents… I thought they already had names.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Government President

America better beware of a candidate who is willing to stretch reality in order to win points.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
America Elections/Voting Government

Astronomers have discovered two giant new solar systems, and with George W. Bush taking over the Presidency, it’s good to know we have options.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Government President

Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.

Death Government Language Taxes

Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator
Government Intelligence Politicians

Criminal lawyer is a redundancy.

Government Law Lawyers

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Government Money Taxes

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Elections/Voting Signs

Politics is not a bad profession; if you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Government Politics

An extraordinary affair; I gave them their orders and they wanted to stay and discuss them.

(1769 – 1852) British soldier & statesman
Government

Foot: A politician’s pacifier.

Definitions Politicians

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Government Politicians

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant – they’re quite clear –- that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Beliefs God Government Misspokements Stupidity

I belong to the Straight Talking American Government Party, or STAG Party for short.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Government Politics

Lawyer: One who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Communication Government Language Lawyers

There are many inside dopes in politics and government.

Fools Government Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws Politics

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws