Subject: Government » Politics (Page 3)

Politics: Where people work hard to get a job and do nothing after they get it.

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A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites; these are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

Crime does not pay… as well as politics.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

There are many inside dopes in politics and government.

There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.

(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist

Seb Coe is a Yorkshireman; so he's a complete bastard and will do well in politics.

British Olympic decathlon champion

My grandmother’s brain was dead, but her heart was still beating; it was the first time we ever had a Democrat in the family.

(1956 – ) American comedian

A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other people what to do with their money.

(1934 – 2014) African-American writer

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything; that points clearly to a political career.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

A wise man once said, “Never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

[Politics] consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist

Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and be dumb enough to think it’s important.

(1916 – 2005) American politician & poet