Subject: Government » Taxes (Page 2)

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game; you want us to pay income taxes, too?

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
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Taxpayer: One who doesn’t have to pass a civil service exam to work for the government.

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The wages of sin are unreported.

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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

(1918 – 2007) American humor writer
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Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes.

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Employees make the best dates; you don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.

(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
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As long as you are a tax deduction, you will always be safe in my house.

(1961 – ) American comedian, actor & talk show host
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The more heavily a man is supposed to be taxed, the more power he has to escape being taxed.

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

(1918 - 2002) American author
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[Charles Dickens] was the bravest man who ever lived; he fathered ten children before they became tax deductions.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Income Tax: The entry fee for the rat race.

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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No politician talks taxes during an election year.

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The wages of sin are unreported.

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cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
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In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

(1883 – 1946) English economist
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Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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Tax Reform: Taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.

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