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Taxes
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The wages of sin are unreported.
Anonymous
Government
Taxes
Behavior
Sin
The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.
William Simon
(1927 – 2000) American businessman & Secretary of Treasury
Government
Taxes
The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).
Gumperson's Proof
Death
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Taxes
Certainty
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula Poundstone
(1959 – ) American comedian
Characteristics
Taxes
Sin
Wages
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Government
Money
Poverty
Taxes
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
Austin O’Malley
(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist
Government
Taxes
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
Mix's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Taxes
Time
Permanence
There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and it’s always somebody else.
Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Government
Taxes
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