Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase

Smaller Families Require Less Food

Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea

‘I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask… and he killed my dog‘

Health Officials: Pools, Diarrhea Not Good Mix

Man Jumps off 2nd Street Bridge; Neither Jumper Nor Body Found

Gothic Secret Of New York's Invisible Nuns

Honey, Let's Dye the Dog Red and Green for Christmas

Insects Play Important Role In Helping To Solve Crimes

Black-Belt Prosecutor Leg-Locks Defendant

Florida Boys Coming to Laurel to Help Combat Literacy

Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years

Committee Names Committee

Big Stink: Man Accused Of Stealing 7 Twin-Packs Of Deodorant

Protesters March Over Illegal Immigrants

Stealth Fighter Crashes Into A Time Warp

Pastor Chokes To Death On Angel Food Cake

Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports

Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu

Boots Fined For Selling Underage Girl Dracula

Lawmen from Mexico Barbecue Guests