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Policemen Help Dog Bite Victim

Republicans Turned Off by Size of Obama’s Package

Lloyds Sell Goldfish to Morgan Stanley For £1bn

Party Ends After Woman is Murdered

Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It

Nation’s Hungry Attack Meese

EXCLUSIVE: Obama agrees to keep Israel’s nukes secret

Britain Inches Grudgingly Towards Metric System

Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money

Birds Make Mess, City Steps In

Traffic Dead Rise Slowly

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero

40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale

Squirrels Eating Tokyo

Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Nut Screws Washer And Bolts

Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians

Father Of Ten Shot Dead… Mistaken For A Rabbit

Smaller Families Require Less Food