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Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard
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Clinton Licks Beavers
In Knoxville TN
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Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
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Herpes
Relatives Served at Family Dinner
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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation
UPI
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Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body
BBC North Ceefax
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Woman From Mars Says Nothing
The Leyton (London) Guardian
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Head In Pot Lands Man In Can
Rockland (NY) Journal News
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School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus
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Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land
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Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives
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Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore
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Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains
In Pennsylvania
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Worship
Unexpected Trees Jump The Gun On Playing Place Roundabouts
The West Briton (Cornwall)
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Magistrates Act to Keep Theatres Open
The Evening Citizen
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The Evening Citizen
Weber's Worldwide Devotionals: Mount Joy Minister Encourages Hurting People Via the World Wide Web
Weber's Worldwide Devotionals: Mount Joy Minister Encourages Hurting People Via the World Wide Web
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Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Police Search Home 300 Times, Find Nothing
Reuters
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State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High
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Great Wall Getting Less Great
Reuters
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