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Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard

Clinton Licks Beavers

Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One

Relatives Served at Family Dinner

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation

Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body

Woman From Mars Says Nothing

Head In Pot Lands Man In Can

School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus

Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land

Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives

Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore

Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains

Unexpected Trees Jump The Gun On Playing Place Roundabouts

Magistrates Act to Keep Theatres Open

Weber's Worldwide Devotionals: Mount Joy Minister Encourages Hurting People Via the World Wide Web

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

Police Search Home 300 Times, Find Nothing

State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High

Great Wall Getting Less Great