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Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants

Great Wall Getting Less Great

Apparent Dead Man Found After East Knox Robbery

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link

Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other

Hillary Clinton Says U.S. Stands Ready to Provide Ass

Waterproof Man Drowns in Dry Creek

Fur Flies In Cat Kitty

Why Men Act The Way They Do

Lisa Hall Wins Worst Hole Contest

Chinese Apeman Dated

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

Man Who Attacked Woman May Have Thought It Was His Wife

Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess

Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Dead Man Ignored Police Order

Lost Portrait Of Czar Shown

Masturbator ‘Yanked’ From Library