Subject: Headlines (Page 12)

Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie

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Aliens Found At Pentagon

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Illiteracy Is Still A Poblem [sic] Among Mississippi Adults

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Suit Says Hospital Mistook Constipation For Cancer

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Woman Not Injured By Cookie

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10 Revolting Officers Executed

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Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man With Britney Tattoo

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Man With 8 DUIs Blames Drinking Problem

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Kevorkian Clinic Short-Lived

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Inquest Opens on Dead Woman

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Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space

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Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade

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Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town

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Mars Can Grow Asparagus

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Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury

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Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero

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Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live

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Fire Chief Grilled Over Three Alarm Blaze

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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

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Invisible Tenants Get Council Cash

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Thousands See Green Man

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