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Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
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Workers Finish Boring Sewer Tunnel
Atlanta Journal Constitution
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Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
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Herpes
British Library Embarassed By Mispelling Its Heritage
An unidentified British newspaper
Headlines
(Note incorrect spelling of words ‘embarrassed’ and ‘misspelling’)
Police Suspicious after Body Found in Graveyard
Halifax (Canada) Chronicle-Herald
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There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol
The Hull Daily Mail
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Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner
The Selkirk Advertiser
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Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body
BBC North Ceefax
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Sharks Gored In Bullring
Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
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Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident
Associated Press
,
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Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death
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Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space
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Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces
Associated Press
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Antibiotic-Resistant Staph Antibiotic Discovered
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Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex
Victoria (BC) Times-Colonist
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New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts
AFP
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We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)
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"Master Idiot" Did Not Know Picasso Was In Suitcase
The Guardian
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System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle
The Irish Times
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Cattle
Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Study Finds Broad Problems in Army
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