Subject: Headlines (Page 12)

Nudist Welfare Worker’s Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory

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Massive Blow Jobs for Belmullet

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Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony

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Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth

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School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus

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Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink

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Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner

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Police Discover Crack In Australia

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Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons

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Worry On Educaion [sic]

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Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee

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Suicide To Go Commercial, Says BBC Head

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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

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Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty

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Irish Robots Win At Volleyball

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Minneapolis Will Pay $165,000 to Zombies

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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10

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Wife Stabs Husband After He Brings Her Bouquets

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Mayor of New Orleans: “I Am A Vagina-Friendly Mayor”

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Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat

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One In Three British Men Ready To Give Birth

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