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Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son

Workers Finish Boring Sewer Tunnel

Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One

British Library Embarassed By Mispelling Its Heritage

Police Suspicious after Body Found in Graveyard

There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol

Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner

Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body

Sharks Gored In Bullring

Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident

Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death

Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space

Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces

Antibiotic-Resistant Staph Antibiotic Discovered

Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex

New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts

We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)

"Master Idiot" Did Not Know Picasso Was In Suitcase

System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle

Man Denies He Committed Suicide

Study Finds Broad Problems in Army