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Grandpa, Pregnant Mom Tasered at Party
In Manassas VA
Headlines
Headless Chickens Roam The Commons
Headline
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The Daily Express
Headlines
Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink
The Daily News
Headlines
Forecasters Call For Weather on Monday
Headline
Headlines
Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee
Headline
Headlines
Aliens Eat Swamp
Headline
Headlines
Tester Links Pygmy Defect to Shortness
The Evening Press (Binghamton NY)
Headlines
Pygmys
Squirrels Eating Tokyo
High Desert Advocate (West Wendover Nevada)
Headlines
Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is
Associated Press
Headlines
Teenager Pees In The Back Of A Sheriff's Car After Telling Deputy: "I Told You I Had To Go, You Stupid Cop"
Daily Mail Online
Headlines
In Florida
"The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too
Associated Press
Headlines
Lawyers Back Despite Use of Bug Spray
Headline
Headlines
How Many Condoms Is Enough?
Headline
Headlines
California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
Headline
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Funeral Home Head Finds Live Body
AP
Headlines
Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing'
The Monitor (Uganda)
Headlines
Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade
Reuters
Headlines
Apparent Dead Man Found After East Knox Robbery
Knoxville News Sentinel
Headlines
Glass Centre Visitors Go Through The Roof
Sunderland Echo
Headlines
Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
The New York Times
Headlines
Woman Tied to Scalia Faces DUI Charge
DuPage County Daily Herald
Headlines
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