Subject: Headlines (Page 13)

Skydiver Lands on Beer Vendor at Women’s Cole Slaw Wrestling Event

Kids More Violent, Suicidal, But They're Happy

Trooper Fired After Hat Fib, Wants Back In

Illinois Mulls Capital Punishment Reform after Mistakes

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

London 4800 Nurses Short

Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning

Compromise on Ten Commandments

Crack Found On Governor's Daughter

Expert Has Brains Of Chicken

Clinton Pledges Restraint in Use of Nuclear Weapons

City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution

Chinese Apeman Dated

Church Goes Missing

Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism

Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse

Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete

Opinions on Our 44st President

Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell… Coffee

Saudi Takes Four Wives in One Night to Spite His Ex

Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave