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Shoplifter Stole Lingerie and Bacon
In Preston England
Headlines
Judge Blocks Discharge of Gay Seaman
Headline
Headlines
Prehistoric Man Gets Lift In A Hearse
The Western Mail
Headlines
Man Who Attacked Woman May Have Thought It Was His Wife
Macclesfield Express
Headlines
Man Takes Garbage Truck at Gunpoint
Madison (Indiana) Courier
Headlines
He Was Naked, On Crack and In Alligator’s Mouth
From a Florida newspaper
Headlines
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Headline
Headlines
Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family
Bay City (MI) Times
Headlines
Front-page news, back-page coverage
Lexington KY Herald-Ledger
Headlines
Chou Remains Cremated
Headline
Headlines
Police Found Safe Under Bed
Headline
Headlines
Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed
Headline
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QE 2 Theft: Three Fined
Headline
Headlines
Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator
Reuters
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Police Dog Called To Testify In Traffic Case
10 News
Headlines
In Tampa Bay
Hospital Ban On Babies
The Newark Advertiser
Headlines
KGB Grills Bishop in Belarus
The Church Times
Headlines
Irish Mice Win Design Award
The Irish Times
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Elton Takes David Up the Aisle
The Sun (England)
Headlines
Marriage
Elton John
Woman Not Injured By Cookie
Headline
Headlines
Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife
Reuters
Headlines
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