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Grandpa, Pregnant Mom Tasered at Party

Headless Chickens Roam The Commons

Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink

Forecasters Call For Weather on Monday

Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee

Aliens Eat Swamp

Tester Links Pygmy Defect to Shortness

Squirrels Eating Tokyo

Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is

Teenager Pees In The Back Of A Sheriff's Car After Telling Deputy: "I Told You I Had To Go, You Stupid Cop"

"The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too

Lawyers Back Despite Use of Bug Spray

How Many Condoms Is Enough?

California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders

Funeral Home Head Finds Live Body

Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing'

Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade

Apparent Dead Man Found After East Knox Robbery

Glass Centre Visitors Go Through The Roof

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut

Woman Tied to Scalia Faces DUI Charge