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Committee Votes to Investigate Itself
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Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth
UPI
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Enraged by Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing,’ Man Shoots TV, Prompts Standoff
The Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee)
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Bristol Palin
Childminders Get Right To Smack
The Daily Telegraph
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Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter
The Daily Telegraph
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Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows
The Brisbane (Australia) Sunday Mail
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Cows
Hitler Travelled For Years After Death
The Melbourne Age
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German Driver Beaten for Observing Speed Limit
Reuters
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Video Gets Kids Away From TV
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Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip
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Sexting Incident Leads to Swim Chase in Lake
The Journal Times (Racine WI)
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Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains
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Straw’s Pledge To Rape Victims
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Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers
The New Scientist
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Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
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Living Saint Laid To Rest
The Examiner
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City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup
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Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms
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Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream
The Las Vegas Review-Journal
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Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air
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Two Cars Were Reported Stolen By The Groveton Police Yesterday
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