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The Bra Celebrates a Pair of Historic Milestones This Year
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Brain Bank Seeks More Deposits
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Cuts Could Hurt Animals
The West Briton
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Train Driver Temporarily Blinded by Exploding Pigeon
In Pennsylvania
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Woman Accidentally Joins Search Party Looking For Herself
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Convicted Murderer Wins Stay In Jamaica
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City Pact Fight Boils
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Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It
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Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics
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"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim
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Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam
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Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income
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Mandelson's Dog Is Reported Ready To Fly
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Man Competent Enough to be Declared Insane
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Hooker Named Lay Person of the Year
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Lloyds Sell Goldfish to Morgan Stanley For £1bn
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Miami Considers Staying Put
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Council Informs Woman Who Died Two Years Ago She Is Dead
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