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One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex
Headline
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Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest"
Associated Press
Headlines
I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman
The South Avon Mercury
Headlines
Bug Spawns 100 Year Old Babies
The Metro (London)
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Robber Sawed His Father In Half
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Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
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Virgin Holds Off 10,000 in Peachtree
Lewiston Morning Tribune
Headlines
Idaho
Sex Teacher Gets Off
Headline
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Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space
The Irish Times
Headlines
Man Avoids Jail After Sewing Son's Butt Shut
KTLA News
Headlines
In Waukegan Illinois
Barnstable Man Accused Of Wasabi Sauce Assault
The Associated Press
Headlines
In Barnstable Massachusetts
Granny Beats Off Alligator
The Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald
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"The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too
Associated Press
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Youth Steals Funds For Charity
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Man Arrested For Everything
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Suspected Bank Robber Leaves a Clue: Driver's License
The Houston Chronicle
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Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China
Headline
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Most Surgeons Face Cuts
Headline
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Drunk Driver Claims Dog Was Driving
Headline
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Scared of Y2K? Head for a Nuclear Reactor
Reuters
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Big Ugly Woman Killed
A local newspaper
Headlines
In town of Big Ugly WV
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