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I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Mayor of New Orleans: “I Am A Vagina-Friendly Mayor”

Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy

Police Grill Murder Suspect

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows

Tragedy Of Mother Eaten By Maggots

Bill Would Exempt Minors From Death

Africa: Glamour. Decadence. Murder. Hundreds of Secretarial Opportunities.

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Dogs Are Being Taught To Do Housework For The Disabled

Hunt For Killer Toxic Lard

Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women

At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area

Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan

I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman

Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands

Man of God Kicks Dog In Head

State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish