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National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort
Reuters
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Party Ends After Woman is Murdered
Mooresville (NC) Tribune
Headlines
Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth
Headline
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Car Leaves Road, Suffers Broken Nose
In Healdsburg CA
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Kindergarten Student Spends Entire Day at Wrong School
Fox 2
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Gunfire In Sarajevo Threatens Cease-fire
Headlines
Dog In Bed, Asks Divorce
In Galveston TX
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Mole's Conviction Is Quashed
Headline
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Wiltshire Times
Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is
Associated Press
Headlines
Dick Cheney is a Robot
Weekly World News
Headlines
Dick Cheney
Deer With Big Rack Female, It Turns Out
Associated Press
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Floods Only Bring More Tears
Headline
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There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol
The Hull Daily Mail
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Rhode Island to Honor Mr. Potato Head
Associated Press
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Body Wants New Blood
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Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month
The Metro (London)
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Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head
Associated Press
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Stabbing
Van In Pork Pie Ambush
Newcastle Journal
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Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger
The Brisbane Courier Mail
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Irish Robots Win At Volleyball
The Irish Times
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Landlord Sentenced to Die for Eating Tenant
Reuters
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