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Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought

50 Foot Officers to Patrol Dangerous Neighborhoods

New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History

Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys

"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans

Termites Lay Siege To New Orleans

Playwright Tell Touching Story of Child Abuse

Man of God Kicks Dog In Head

Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon

Victim Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered

Asbestos Man In Compensation Bid

Columnist Get Urologist in Trouble With His Peers

He Was Naked, On Crack and In Alligator’s Mouth

Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip

Asian Scholars Come More Frequently

Floods Only Bring More Tears

Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop

Heart Donor Recovers

Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor

Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy