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Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters

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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

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Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say

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Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison

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Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies

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Health Department Wants Mayor's Ear

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Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies

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Troops Set Assault on MILF Camp

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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

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Ghoul Drinks Blood On Bus

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Dog's Eye Saved By Pig Intestine

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God Throws Dice Into Black Hole

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Frozen Semen Talks

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Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push

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MP's To Take A Close Look At Pornography

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City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution

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California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets

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‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times

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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine for Sex Acts

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Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban

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Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

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