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Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop

Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice But to Run as a Woman

Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse

Sadness Is No. 1 Reason Men And Women Cry

There May Be Diamonds in Planets

Frozen Semen Talks

Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage

Malls Try To Attract Shoppers

Staff Dig Deep For Children

William Kelly Was Fed Secretary

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters

Train Driver Temporarily Blinded by Exploding Pigeon

Army Social Worker Punched His Boss At Conference On Anger

Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows

Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame

Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger

Colon Absorbs Another Pounding

Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"

Two Golfers in Threesome Ace Same Hole

12 On Their Way To Cruise Among Dead In Plane Crash

Stud Tires Out