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Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse
Associated Press
Headlines
Luciano Pavarotti
Woman Rents House But Complains About Corpse
Headline
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Catholic, Pubic Schools’ Fees Differ
The Dickenson Press
Headlines
In North Dakota
Public
Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
Headline
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Lying Weather Forecast
The Washington Herald
Headlines
Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife
News Of The World
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Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
Headlines
Pelicans May Be Turned Into Puffins
The (Portsmouth) News
Headlines
Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is
Associated Press
Headlines
Texans Chip-In to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist
Reuters
Headlines
Barnstable Man Accused Of Wasabi Sauce Assault
The Associated Press
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In Barnstable Massachusetts
Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables
Headline
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Dole Loses Debate By Not Winning
Headline
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Bob Dole
Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon
The Times
Headlines
Chocolates, Kissing Could Help Fight Cavities
AFP
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School Says Boy in Drag Can't Be Queen
Reuters
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Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
Headline
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Giant Snails Get Set To Take Over
The Halifax Evening Courier
Headlines
Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary
AFP
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Alaska Warned: Don't Become Florida
Headline
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Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Headline
Headlines
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