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Feds Step Up Laundering Crackdown
Associated Press
Headlines
Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
Headline
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Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holiday Makers
The Times
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Curious George Goes High-Tech
Associated Press
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Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing'
Bradford Telegraph & Argus
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Man of God Kicks Dog In Head
Peterborough Eve. Telegraph
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Bring Back The Bongs, Say Mps
The Metro
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Kindergarten Student Spends Entire Day at Wrong School
Fox 2
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British Ducks Have Regional Accents, Researchers Say
AFP
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Man on Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone
In Pennsylvania
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Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs
Headline
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Wolves In Complex Bid For Brewer
The Guardian
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New Head Of Rail Body
Hammersmith and Fulham Post
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Schizophrenic Killed Herself With Two Plastic Bags
Headline
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Frozen Semen Talks
Headline
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
Headline
Headlines
Washington Post
Use Of Heroin Shooting Up
The Huntingdon Town Crier
Headlines
Astronomers Say Comet Should Be Visible To The Naked Idaho
Los Angeles Examiner
Headlines
ACT Women's Conference Pursues Broad Agenda
PSU Group Report
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Gas Rig Men Grilled By Villagers
The Oxford Times
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Ex-boxer battered outside chip shop
Gloucestershire Echo
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