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Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind
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Cops Demanding Bribes From Aliens
Johannesburg Star
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Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
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Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage
Associated Press
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Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC
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Presidential Footwear on Display
Associated Press
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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
Fox News online
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Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania
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Galveston Woman Beats Intruder With Paintball Gun
Galveston County Daily News
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Boots Fined For Selling Underage Girl Dracula
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Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
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Americans Driven To Suicide By Fear Of Death
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Uganda Facing Condom Shortage
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Monterey Herald Sun
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Mythical Beast Brings City Grim Message
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Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue
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Senate Passes Death Penalty Measure – Provides For Electrocution For All Persons Over 17
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Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
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Cop Tasers Unarmed Legless Man… Twice!
In Merced CA
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Swiss Hale Heroin Giveaway A Success
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Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid
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