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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding
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Police: Bank Robber Had Shopping Addiction
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ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool
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Army Felled By Sheep
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja
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Man Executed After Long Speech
The Boston Globe
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Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame
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Manufacturer of Flame-Resistant Fabric Catches Fire
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Santa Accused of Slapping Child
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Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties
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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
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Men Recommend More Clubs for Wives
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Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty
The Independent
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Tiger Puts Balls in Wrong Place Again
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Spooked Elephants Riot At Suburban Mall
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Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom
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Animal 'Fart Tax' Puts Wind Up New Zealand Farmers
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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10
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12 On Their Way To Cruise Among Dead In Plane Crash
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Blind Man Says Diana Prettiest Woman He Ever Saw
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