Subject: Headlines (Page 21)

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Virgins Are Discovered In Essex

Police Find Burglar Through Yellow Snow He Left Behind

The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous

Human Version of Fly Gene Found

Indianapolis Man Charged With Wreckless Driving

Jupiter Man Jailed, Accused Of Urinating On Woman In Hobe Sound Bathroom

Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths

Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins

Man In Rat Row Had Drunk 17 Pints Of Cider

Vinnie Jones Enters Dog In Waterloo Cup

Weekly Sex May Prevent Colds and Flu

Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought

Rep. Jim Moran Says Congressional Salaries Not Enough to Support Members

Judge Not Convinced Murder Victim is Alive

Books On Suicide Never Returned

Invisible Man Faked Death In Paddington Rail Crash

Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack

Man Vanishes While Driving

New Lease Of Life For The Wizard

Humpty Dumpty Wins Award For Balance