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Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
Headline
Headlines
Belcher Silences Giant Bats
Headline
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Baseball pitcher Tim Belcher
Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
Headline
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Succulent Racks Attract Record Crowds to Ribfest
Headline
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North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
Headline
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Missing Teen Found in Colon
Headline
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French Police Suspect Nudist Site Has Something to Hide
AFP
Headlines
London's Homeless To Live In Admiralty Arch
The Times
Headlines
Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income
Headline
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The Guardian
Divorces Are Fewer Among Single People, Chicago Figures Show
The Chicago Tribune
Headlines
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
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Bandit Steals Chickens From Children
NBC
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In Southern California
Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner
The Selkirk Advertiser
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Man Jumps off 2nd Street Bridge; Neither Jumper Nor Body Found
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Police Spray Knife Man On Train
Sydney Dally Telegraph
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Meeting On Open Meetings Is Closed
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Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Was a ‘Sobering Experience’
Associated Press
Alcohol
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Rehab
Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
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Mice To Be Bombed
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Agent Says: Get a Lot While You Are Young
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Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
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Death
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Traffic
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