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Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers

Enraged Cow Injures House

Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death

The Unknown Clouds Search for School Superintendent

Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat

World Rubber Body Unlikely to Make Major Changes

Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing

We Are Proud to be Part of a Ground-Breaking Initiative

New Autos To Hit 5 Million

Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History

Dead Dictator Wanted As President

Trout Being Tempted By Extra-Terrestrials

BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life

Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All

Tequila Helps Actress Take Her Clothes Off

Police Use Tase on Fake Cougar

An Edgewood Man Reported Recently That His Wife Had Gone Missing Some 18 Months Ago

Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals

Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail

Suicide To Go Commercial, Says BBC Head

Carter Ticks Off Black Help