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Rotarians, Be Patriotic! Learn To Shoot Yourself
From the Chicago Rotary Club Journal Gyrator
Headlines
Heart Donor Recovers
The Irish Independent
Headlines
Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking
The Hartford Courant
Headlines
Poverty Meeting Attracts Poor Turnout
Headline
Headlines
DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail
The Sun Sentinel
Headlines
Jacksonville Florida
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Headline
Headlines
Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape
Lawrence Journal-World
Headlines
EU Must Unite On Drugs
Headline
Headlines
Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
Headline
Headlines
God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police
The York & District Advertiser
Headlines
Dry Cleaner Working On the Same Spot For 15 Years
Headline
Headlines
Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award
Headline
Headlines
Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot
The Star-Ledger (Newark NJ)
Headlines
18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests
The Times
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Women
Recalls
Study: Long-Term Marijuana Use Harms Mermory
Daily Hampshire Gazette of Northhampton MA
Headlines
Yellow Snow Tested For Nutrition
Headline
Headlines
Titanic Shipyard May Sack Workers
Associated Press
Headlines
Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy
Headline
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Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out
The Tallahassee Bugle
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Sports
Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows
The Brisbane (Australia) Sunday Mail
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Cows
Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose
Headline
Baseball
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Sports
Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
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