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Rotarians, Be Patriotic! Learn To Shoot Yourself

Heart Donor Recovers

Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking

Poverty Meeting Attracts Poor Turnout

DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape

EU Must Unite On Drugs

Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife

God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police

Dry Cleaner Working On the Same Spot For 15 Years

Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award

Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot

18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests

Study: Long-Term Marijuana Use Harms Mermory

Yellow Snow Tested For Nutrition

Titanic Shipyard May Sack Workers

Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy

Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out

Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose