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Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
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Winner Dies in Russian 'Vodka Marathon,' Five Runners-up Hospitalized
AFP
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Man Hurt When Compacted in Garbage Truck
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Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins
Reuters
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Frankenstein Crowned Miss South Dakota
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Sara Marie Frankenstein
Snowman Quits Top Opera Job
The Times
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Tiger Pulls Out
The New York Post
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Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates
The Times
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Crash Test Dummy Arm Sold For £50 Million
The Guardian
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Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It
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Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'
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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane
The Daily Telegraph
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Study: Long-Term Marijuana Use Harms Mermory
Daily Hampshire Gazette of Northhampton MA
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Invisible Man Disappears From View
Reuters
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Brief Cooking At Low Heat Recommended For Diabetes
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Navy To Make Boats
South China Morning Post
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Heat Wave Claims Frostbite Victim
Reuters
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Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
Los Angeles Times
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(referring to Laura Chick)
Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
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The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed
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