Subject: Headlines (Page 24)

Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered

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Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot

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Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides

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Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants

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Lisa Hall Wins Worst Hole Contest

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If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

Headlines Murphy’s Laws

Dead Man Catches 23lb Carp

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Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut

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Aliens Eat Swamp

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Afrikaaners Find God In London

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Please See 4 DIE on Page 22A.

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Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers

Doctors Headlines

Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV

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SLEEP WELL – For the Rest of Your Life!

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God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police

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Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself

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Waterskiing Accident Ruled Accidental

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Morticians Fight Over Corpse

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Video Gets Kids Away From TV

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"The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too

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Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

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