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Accordionists Seek Some Respect
Associated Press
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Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family
Bay City (MI) Times
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Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade
Reuters
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Woman Vanishes After She Drops Off Kids
San Francisco Chronicle
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Report Shows Need For Paper Cuts
North Wales Weekly News
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Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio
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Columnist Get Urologist in Trouble With His Peers
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Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream
The Las Vegas Review-Journal
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Health Officials: Pools, Diarrhea Not Good Mix
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Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally
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Mad Cow Talks
Huddersfield Daily Examiner
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Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World
The Derby Evening Telegraph
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Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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Rhode Island Seeks Weightless Prison
Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
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Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool
NewScientist
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Erectile dysfunction
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84
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Killer Plants Stalk Queen Mum
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Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants
SunSentinel.com
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Florida
Aliens Are In Control Of Blair, Say Serb Psychics
The Independent On Sunday
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Porn Star Sues Over Rear-end Collision
In Hillsville VA
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Man Critical After Bus Backs Into Him
The Middletown Press
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