Subject: Headlines (Page 25)

Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief

Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains

Columnist Get Urologist in Trouble With His Peers

New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians

Man Found Dead In Graveyard

Sailor Clings To Buoy for Seventeen Hours

Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Santorum Comes From Behind in Alabama Three-Way

Train Driver Temporarily Blinded by Exploding Pigeon

Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt

Ohio Man Says He Didn't Know Woman was Dead During Sex

Smokers Have Odd Brains

Bananas And Oranges Linked To Violent Crime

Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers

Fuchsia Talks

Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish

Lennon Guitar sells for £20,000. No Strings Attached.

English Solicitors Hope To Inspire Ugandan Ethics

How Many Condoms Is Enough?

Girl Hit By Car In Hospital