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Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Scientists Find "Cure" For Sex-Change Fish
Evening Standard (London)
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Psychics Predict World Didn’t End Yesterday
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Blind Bishop Appointed To See
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Hunt for Bin Laden – Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader is Dead or Alive
CNN
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Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Pageant
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In town of Big Ugly WV
Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks
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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club Members Meet
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Nudist Welfare Worker’s Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory
News Of The World
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Double-Hand Transplant Patient Applauds Operation
Reuters
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Are Black Women Invisible? A New Study Says Yes
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Queen to Skip Chuck Nups
New York Post
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Announcing that the Queen would not attend the wedding of Prince Charles
Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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After 100 Years, Coward Celebration
Associated Press
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Men Think Their Way to Fertility
Reuters
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Apparent Dead Man Found After East Knox Robbery
Knoxville News Sentinel
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Cabinet Ministers With the Biggest Whoppers
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The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed
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Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger
The Brisbane Courier Mail
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Gore Stands Behind Clinton
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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