Subject: Headlines (Page 26)

Studernts Compete in Annual Geograohy Bee

Child Abuse Service Gains Corporate Sponsorship

Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils

Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes

King's Missing Dung Sparks Crisis

It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives

Lawmakers Disagree Over Why They Can’t Agree

Ghosts Take Derby

Childminders Get Right To Smack

Send-A-Dame Chain Letters Deluge City; Interest Keen

Putting Mattress On Floor Prevents Fall From Bed

Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters

Robber Holds Up Albert’s Hosiery

Ducks Banned From Duck Pond

Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?

Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs

City May Impose Mandatory Time, For Prostitution

Dick Cheney is a Robot

Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape

Whale Flatulence Stuns Scientists