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Frying Squirrel Blamed for Sunday Power Outage
The Muskegon (MI) Chronicle
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Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said
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Women’s Chorus Adds Belcher to Membership
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Silent Bar Staff And Customers With Three Legs At Inn
West Briton (Cornwall)
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Stud Tires Out
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Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports
The Independent On Sunday
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Expert Has Brains Of Chicken
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Chinese Apeman Dated
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Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty
The Independent
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Man Frees Self From Mailbox
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Ruler Can’t Measure Johnson’s Impact
The Tulsa World
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Schizophrenic Killed Herself With Two Plastic Bags
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Under 15s Are All Stripped and Ready For Action
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Man Found Dead In Graveyard
The Evening Standard
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The Evening Standard
Close Shave for Kuntz
Irish Illustrated.com
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Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
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Doctor Execution Policy Debated
Associated Press
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Harrowing, Hungry Voyage For 22 Aliens
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New York Daily News
Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”
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Man Died Of Natural Causes
Wirral News Group
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Floods Only Bring More Tears
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