Subject: Headlines (Page 26)

Frying Squirrel Blamed for Sunday Power Outage

Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said

Women’s Chorus Adds Belcher to Membership

Silent Bar Staff And Customers With Three Legs At Inn

Stud Tires Out

Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports

Expert Has Brains Of Chicken

Chinese Apeman Dated

Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty

Man Frees Self From Mailbox

Ruler Can’t Measure Johnson’s Impact

Schizophrenic Killed Herself With Two Plastic Bags

Under 15s Are All Stripped and Ready For Action

Man Found Dead In Graveyard

Close Shave for Kuntz

Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife

Doctor Execution Policy Debated

Harrowing, Hungry Voyage For 22 Aliens

Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”

Man Died Of Natural Causes

Floods Only Bring More Tears