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Mercury Plunges To Bone-Chilling 68
Dallas Morning News
Headlines
Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores
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Dobermans
Sores
Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space
Headline
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Dismemberment Killer Convicted, ‘Thank God the Jury Could Put the Pieces Together,’ Says Solicitor
The Brockton Enterprise Mass
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Britain's Radioactive Lobsters Upset Norway
The Independent
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Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident
Associated Press
,
Headline
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Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Athlete Who Cheated Death Dies
AOL News
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Mayor Attacks Police Watchdog
The Edinburgh Evening News
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City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution
Headline
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The robbery was committed by a pair of identical twins. Both are said to be aged about 20.
Headline
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Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year
The Boston Globe
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Bimbo Uses Sun Technology To Automate Operations
Headline
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Butts Slams Beer Ads Featuring Animal Sex
UPI
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"Goofy" Confesses To 140 Murders
The Irish Times
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Husband's Internet Date Turns Out to Be His Wife
In Pennsylvania
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Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother
Antigua)
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The Dally Observer (St John's
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“Lenore” Only Opera Beethoven Wrote on Monday Evening
In San Antonio TX
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Police Spray Knife Man On Train
Sydney Dally Telegraph
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Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month
The Metro (London)
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Two Boys Ordered to Write Essay On Why They Shot Their Mother
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