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Bush Favors His Own Program
Newsweek
Headlines
Alien Gangs Prey On UK
Daily Mirror
Headlines
Snowman Quits Top Opera Job
The Times
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Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir
Headline
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Headless Body in Topless Bar
N.Y. Post
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Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors
Peterborough Evening Telegraph
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Sports
Half-Clothed Woman In Hot Pink Duct Tape Attacks, Injures 3 Cops
KOMO News
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In Seattle Washington
Opinions on Our 44st President
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Spokane Parks to Detonate Squirrels
The Seattle Times
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How Many Condoms Is Enough?
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Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
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Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
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Stud Tires Out
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Study: Alcohol May Prevent Dementia
Associated Press
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Bachelors Prefer Beauty to Brains in Their Wives
Denver Post
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Scared of Y2K? Head for a Nuclear Reactor
Reuters
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Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family
Bay City (MI) Times
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Florida Illegal Aliens Cut in Half By New Law
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Cow Attacks School Cook
The Halifax Evening Courier
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Straw’s Pledge To Rape Victims
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Artificial Intelligence Like Real Thing
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