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Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun
Headlines
Man of God Kicks Dog In Head
Peterborough Eve. Telegraph
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Drunk Ex-US Marine Hits Corpse
The Irish Times
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There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol
The Hull Daily Mail
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Accordionists Seek Some Respect
Associated Press
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Inmate Missing After Escaping Via Mail Slot
The Lexington Herald-Leader
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Giant Snails Get Set To Take Over
The Halifax Evening Courier
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Woman Fights Giant Radish
The Johannesburg Citizen
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Debate About Hanging Suspended
Headline
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Drunk Woman Steals a Ferry and Yells: I’m Jack Sparrow!
Headline
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Suspect Ordered Returned To Wash.
Unidentified newspaper
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DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI
Associated Press
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Belarus Police Beat Off Protesters
Headline
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Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty
The Independent
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Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins
Reuters
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Under 15s Are All Stripped and Ready For Action
Headline
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Navy Finds Dead Pilots Flying With Hangovers
The Washington Post
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Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip
Seattle Times
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Antique Dealer Thought Girl Was Older
Birmingham Mercury
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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10
Teletext
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Bottoming Is a Messy Process
MarketWatch
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