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Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
Headline
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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
The Times of London
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Turkeys, Manure Pass Through the Senate
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Government
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Sheep Answers Monk's Prayer
Darlington & Stockton Times
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The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley
The Daily Telegraph
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Man Tries Armed Robbery With Knife in Gun Store
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Japan, Russia Still Far Apart on Islands
Reuters
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Clinton Licks Beavers
In Knoxville TN
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Strawberry Charged Over Sex And Drugs
International Herald Tribune
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God Commissions Theme Park
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The Building Design
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Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered
Associated Press
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Mayor Parris to Homeless: Go Home
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Lancaster CA
Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils
Newark (NJ) Star Ledger
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Sports
Man Sought At Sea Was In Bed
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Frozen Semen Talks
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
Suspected Bank Robber Leaves a Clue: Driver's License
The Houston Chronicle
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Croupiers On Strike – Management: "No Big Deal"
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Baboon Becomes A Landlady
The Parrot (Ghana)
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Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It
The Manchester Evening News
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Astrologers Fail to Predict Proof They Are Wrong
London Telegraph
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Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
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