Subject: Headlines (Page 28)

Postman Beaten by Lavender Bush

Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs

Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight

Man Found Dead In Graveyard

Listen Up, Your Dog Wants to Tell You Something

Missing Amtrak Passenger Found Dead On Tracks

Elton Takes David Up the Aisle

Police Target "Invisible" Cycle Riders

Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"

Crash Test Dummy Arm Sold For £50 Million

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

He Was Naked, On Crack and In Alligator’s Mouth

Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting

Killer Plants Stalk Queen Mum

Porn Star Sues Over Rear-end Collision

Explosion Of Professors At Universities

Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims

Cardigan Keeps Hampshire Cosy

Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum

Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast

Massive Blow Jobs for Belmullet