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Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop

New Lease Of Life For The Wizard

Spanish Prostitutes Ordered to Wear Reflective Vests for Their Own Safety

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Man Avoids Jail After Sewing Son's Butt Shut

Inmates Flee In Boxers, But Freedom is Brief

Students Cook and Serve Grandparents

Angry Grandma Allegedly Knifed 12-Year-Old’s Ear

Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury

Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding

Man Is Fatally Slain

Woman Tied to Judge Jailed

Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty

British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks

Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue

Police Use Tase on Fake Cougar

Guinea-Pig Judge Quits

Police Hunt Spoons

Brace Yourselves for a Good 12 inches!

Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting