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Defendant’s Speech Ends in Long Sentence

Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop

Man Jumps off 2nd Street Bridge; Neither Jumper Nor Body Found

500 Elves Loose

Police Discover Crack In Australia

What Is It with Police and Doughnuts?

Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes

Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space

29 Hurt As Students Demand Right To Cheat

Shot Man Mistaken For Feral Cat: Police

Terror Leader In Iraq Declares War On Tape

Car Lost In Untended Garden

MP's To Take A Close Look At Pornography

Police Seek Witnesses To Assault

Green Man Causes Jams

Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award

"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim

Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool

Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

Man Shot Dead By Police ‘Unhappy‘

Homeless Man Under House Arrest